Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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