butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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