I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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