but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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