wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I've blown a few things in my day
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
