Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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