i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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