Its about making memories worth repressing
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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