I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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