feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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