Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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