wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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