and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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