yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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