You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
