Sponge bath it is.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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