you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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