The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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