dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
