Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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