But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
please come you make the beer taste better
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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