I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
