I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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