i just google imaged poop.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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