her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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