I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
