I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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