no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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