Dual....:-)
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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