we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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