People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Semen is not good for contacts.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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