Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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