And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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