you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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