You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
high people should be assigned attendants
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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