Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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