Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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