Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
smell my finger.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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