Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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