I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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