When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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