his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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