just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Farmville is her only friend.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
