Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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