Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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