I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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