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Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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