i just had sex bonerless
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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