If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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