Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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