Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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