You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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