i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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